I hate
everything about today! But will get back to that statement.
In ’88 I
bought a ’85 Astro in ‘93 bought a ’94 Astro in ’05 bought a ’97 Astro in ’15 bought
a ’92 Astro in ’22 bought a ’97 Astro and today ’23 bought a 2000 Astro which
brings us to the reason why Carey is in WV. They stopped making the workhorse
Astro in 2005 and the pickings are getting slim so here I am buying another.
I rented
a new Hyundai Elantra – I HATE IT! The dashboard cartoon graphics for gauges are
hard to read, the stupid center display is distracting, safer to use a cell
phone in my opinion, the seats are stiff built for a fast take off. Then it
came to me, again in my opinion, foreign cars are built to drive American cars
are built to travel in. OH and the stupid no key. I don’t know how many times I
accidently started the car while trying to open the trunk. DUMB!
We got to
our Astro destination on time. Then we had a major panic, right before our eyes
her child disappeared. Everyone was frantic, except me I stood there. A good
ten minutes before the lady looked in her van and there was her three old year
old playing a game. DUH!
I took the
Astro to a garage she knew and they were dumber than a Hillbilly in the big
city for the first time. Yeah it sure do have a exhaust leak but where, and
yeah I see the oil leak but that’s an old oil leak, I don’t see no oil dripping
on my shoe, the idler arm and pitman arm are good, no that’s the pitman arm and
that’s the idler arm yeah they good.
I told her
these people are stupid I have to tell them what to do, lets go get another
opinion. At least their opinion was free but our time wasn’t so I should have charged
them.
Next garage gave
me a list of things needing done. But now don’t go saying I said its safe to go
all the way back to Cleveland. I applaud their disclaimer, even out here there
is a lawyer waiting for a buck to be made.
I bought it.
Then we went
out to eat, after three attempts of ordering food that they suddenly ran out of I
settled on something. She came by the table I said don’t tell me you are out
again, I am going to kill you. Did I just say that? My Italian mother crept out
of me, oh boy. In the end she thanked me for being so pleasant and
understanding and laughing at the ordeal, she said the meal and the onion rings
were free. Now that’s class. I left her a very generous tip, so it all worked
out.
In the
restaurant met an interesting man whose name will remain anonymous. He was a
cop, then turned sheriff for the county and actually took down two corrupt FBI
agents. When he retired, he told me, I can tell you, I won the Power Ball.
At the hotel
now. I repeat – I HATE EVERYTHING OF TODAY. There is no alarm clock, since
everyone has smart phones, Hampton Inn got rid of theirs. What about people
like me, or people who forget their charges. I said soon a white round room won’t
be far off and pleasant to stay in.
OH and those
tiny little bottles of shampoo and hand crème, no more.
I hate today….
Till
tomorrow – Gotta GoGo!
Carey