Cleveland... the land of wait till next year.
When Ben Roethlisberger got in trouble for sexual misconduct he was facing a sentence of a six game suspension or possibly being traded to the Cleveland Browns. Ben quickly said I'll take the six week sentence going to Cleveland is a life sentence.
The Cleveland Indians are so bad that they have decided to no longer start each game with the National Anthem, instead Taps will be played.
What does Obama's economy and LeBron James have in common? They both tanked.
LeBron keeps saying not to worry. Someone has to tell him he should worry he's not in New York yet.
If LeBron does leave Cleveland it would be bad and good. Bad because Quicken Loans arena will be empty of any basketball fans. Good because Cleveland needs a large homeless shelter.
The Cleveland Indians could use LeBron. At least LeBron can throw a game.
Serious though, the Cleveland Indians base runners are watching the Cavaliers closely. They are learning the proper way to slide.
And thats the way the ball bounces, at least in Cleveland. But wait till next year!
Carey Masci
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Why the Cavs won't win the NBA championship
Hey Gang,
I guess this isn't travel related but it is a fun article so I posted it here. Maybe it will find its way to David Letterman.
So here is my top ten list why the Cleveland Cavs won't win the NBA championship.
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I know its early and the Cavaliers have to win one more series to get to the finals but it still has all of us in Cleveland thinking what can go wrong this time? 2 years ago when the Cavs made the finals it came as such a shock that we didn't have enough time to fret. But in typical Cleveland fashion our beloved home team didn't disappoint us, the Cavaliers never showed up in losing to the Spurs in four straight. This time though the Cavs are so good, this season is so dream like that something just has to go wrong, it can't be possible Cleveland can actually win a championship.
So here is my top ten list why the Cleveland Cavaliers won't win the NBA championship.
10. Lebron James gets hurt.
9. Reality dawns on the Cavaliers and they realize this is still Cleveland we're not suppose to win.
8. Michael Jordan comes out of retirement.
7. Lebron James will be forced to finish the 12 grade because they found out he is short one credit.
6. The entire team comes down with the swine flu.
5. Manny RamÃrez finks on Lebron as the one who gave him the performance-enhancing drugs.
4. Obama steps in with his spreading the wealth theory and says Lebron is too good, he can only play 20 minutes to make it fairer for the opposing team.
3. The Cavaliers pregame antics cause a delay of game and they're issued a technical foul before play even starts which causes them to lose the 7Th game by one point.
2. Lebron throws so much powder in the air the Cavs come down with asthma and can't run.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why the Cavaliers won't with the NBA championship is..........
John Elway appears on the sideline of the opposing team and leads them on a drive to score the winning basket.
Gotta GoGo!!
Carey
I guess this isn't travel related but it is a fun article so I posted it here. Maybe it will find its way to David Letterman.
So here is my top ten list why the Cleveland Cavs won't win the NBA championship.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know its early and the Cavaliers have to win one more series to get to the finals but it still has all of us in Cleveland thinking what can go wrong this time? 2 years ago when the Cavs made the finals it came as such a shock that we didn't have enough time to fret. But in typical Cleveland fashion our beloved home team didn't disappoint us, the Cavaliers never showed up in losing to the Spurs in four straight. This time though the Cavs are so good, this season is so dream like that something just has to go wrong, it can't be possible Cleveland can actually win a championship.
So here is my top ten list why the Cleveland Cavaliers won't win the NBA championship.
10. Lebron James gets hurt.
9. Reality dawns on the Cavaliers and they realize this is still Cleveland we're not suppose to win.
8. Michael Jordan comes out of retirement.
7. Lebron James will be forced to finish the 12 grade because they found out he is short one credit.
6. The entire team comes down with the swine flu.
5. Manny RamÃrez finks on Lebron as the one who gave him the performance-enhancing drugs.
4. Obama steps in with his spreading the wealth theory and says Lebron is too good, he can only play 20 minutes to make it fairer for the opposing team.
3. The Cavaliers pregame antics cause a delay of game and they're issued a technical foul before play even starts which causes them to lose the 7Th game by one point.
2. Lebron throws so much powder in the air the Cavs come down with asthma and can't run.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why the Cavaliers won't with the NBA championship is..........
John Elway appears on the sideline of the opposing team and leads them on a drive to score the winning basket.
Gotta GoGo!!
Carey
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