Hey Gang,
That should teach him, or will it?
I am not a fan at all of cigarettes,
I tolerate them some but I do what I can to keep my distance. At my
backyard parties though or outdoor outings I am more laid back. If
someone's got to smoke go ahead and do it just not near me.
Well my last backyard party was in
July. A friend who will remain anonymous attended. He is a chain
smoker. If that's not bad enough his habit of flicking his cigarette
butts to all parts of the yard really annoyed me. So the following
day I decided to accumulate the strewn butts, tape them to a piece of
paper and mail them back to this human smoke house.
Well one week led to a month led to
months when I remembered I never mailed the butts. So last week I
wrote a simple note that said:
“Hello, during my backyard party
last summer you left these in my yard, I wasn't sure if they were
important or not so I mailed them to you.”
I put the note in an envelope along
with the butts. That took care of that.
I didn't hear anything back from Mr.
Smoke until while at work a few days ago.
Hello – Very funny, what's wrong with
you ^%$+** I received your #@!%%^ letter, what compassion you show
for others – YOU blankity blank I just got out of the hospital and
had to return home to that!
Well I am sorry, I didn't know you were
in the hospital so sorry. What were you in for.
I couldn't breathe!
OH well listen I am at work, I need to
go. I hung up before I let out a loud BAH HA HA!
What timing aye! I mean he gets out of
the hospital because he couldn't breathe only to be greeted by his
spent cigarettes. Honestly I didn't plan it, just call it perfect
timing.
Hmmm, but do you think he got the
message?
Gotta Go-Go!
Carey
