Concerning the Browns the Question is............

Hey Gang,

Last week they were calling the Browns quarterback Hoyer the Destroyer. Headlines all over exclaimed the Browns arrived.

Catholic Times said No Hail Mary needed Browns win big.

Jewish headlines read Hoyer-vey Browns have a quarterback.

The commissioner of football was screaming there has been an identity theft, this isn't the Browns.

Obama even called and congratulated the team and said I am proud of the Browns but they still need to sign some gay players and a Muslim, or a Gay Muslim would be even better.

This week though after losing to a winless Jacksonville team the question is this: What is shorter in duration Ebola fever or Browns Fever? I'm not certain but this I do know, the whole team should be quarantined to diagnose what is wrong with them.

 

    Gotta GoGo!!

       Carey

As one season ends......

Hey Gang,
Ahhh yes.... the unmistakeable joy of being a Cleveland sports fan. While one highly successful season ends - another one is under way, in case you haven't guessed I am being facetious.
Wednesday Walt had extra tickets to see the Indians play. Wonder why he had extra's? He won them at the Painesville Speedway raffle. I asked you sure it wasn't a booby prize? To make matters worse, he won two sets of tickets. Well I couldn't let Walt sit alone watching the pathetic tribe so I went along.
Gosh was the place empty. We guesstimated ohhhhh maybe 8,000, MAYBE. It was funny, everyone we asked didn't pay for their tickets. This couple behind us said their place of employment had 100 tickets for the employees but they still were left with 75.
The fans who did not attend missed out because the Indians didn't disappoint, they put on another stellar performance losing the game only by a few runs, 11 to 3. Very close.
If you aren't from Cleveland you don't understand the game plan. Its called the 5 year plan. Every 5 years they trade all their good players and rebuild. And then they tell us BOY just wait in 5 years this teem will be good and then they trade all the good players away and on and on it goes.
I still think its a debt Cleveland owes to organized crime. OK we let you win in '48 and let you get close in the 90's but you still owe us your good players - Capeesh?
I mean it was weird, who were these new guys? I saw only one name I recognized, Hafner, now why didn't they ship him out? Simple, he fits in with the scheme of things, non productive.
If that wasn't bad enough watching this horrible rendition of the movie Major league as we were leaving they gave me a schedule for next year. I asked the guy you mean they are coming back, how insulting?
And so it goes but lets not lose heart, we still have the Browns, and if all goes well, we may win a game.
As that old over used saying goes, Go Tribe and take the Browns with you but please do it soon we could use that stadium for a good flea market.

Gotta GoGo!!
Carey