Sunday, December 10, 2017

The Cleveland Browns gave to me

How many renditions of the Twelve Day of Christmas are there? I know I must have written at least 6.  Well here is another.
Not the best but had fun writing it.

It was the first game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A 21 to 18 loss - to Pittsburgh

It was the second game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A beating from the ole Browns and a loss

It was the third game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A 15 road game losing streak and a loss

It was the fourth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
Sole possession of last place and a loss

It was the fifth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
2 missed field goals, 3 bloody turnovers and a loss

It was the sixth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
Another brutal beating and a loss

It was the seventh game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A Joe Thomas injury, Kizer getting benched and a loss

It was the eighth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A game in faraway England so I wouldn’t see them lose and a loss

It was the ninth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A losing record for the 10th consecutive season and a loss

It was the tenth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
2 interceptions, 2 Kizer fumbles; 5 lousy turnovers and a loss

It was the eleventh game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
Elimination from the play offs and a loss

It was the twelfth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
The worst 28 game start ever and a loss

It was the thirteenth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
A refund on my season tickets, an apology from the commissioner and a loss

It was the fourteenth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
An autograph from Bill Belichick a Tom Brady jersey and a loss

It was the fifteenth game of the season and the Cleveland Browns gave to me
Who cares, what’s a Brown anyway and a loss

It was the last game of the season the Cleveland Browns better lose
I want to see the only 0-16 parade and a loss

Carey On...

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